Part 500: Gaius B

Hey there, Sunshine.

.....

Look, I know I'm unbelievably sexy, but you don't have to stare so hard.

Don't you feel... different?

What do you mean?

I cursed you. Some time ago, in fact.

Nope! I'm right as rain.

Impossible. My frog eyes were fresh... My newt tail was still twitching... Ah, wait. Maybe that's it.

You figure something out there?

I must have added the wrong herbs to my cauldron. Instead of cursing you, I've just enhanced your stamina and lifted your mood... Damn and blast!

Yep. That's a real bummer right there. But now that you mention it, I have been feeling pretty frisky today. It's like all my cares have melted away! So the good news is, your little spell actually works.

That's very encouraging. Now, let's see... If I simply recast the spell like so... And replace the lambswort with a pinch of wyvern saliva...

*Yawn* Are you still trying to curse me?

Hee hee... Thanks to you, I'm one step closer to perfecting the ultimate curse. (leaves)

Right. Well, Sunshine, you just let me know when you get that-

Huh. She's gone. That's a bit disconcerting... Ah, well. Anyway, let's see if Lissa has any more of those little cakes!